Dear caucasians,
Since I always manage to forget to ask this ..I will now.
How the fuck are you all able to wear flip flops ALL year round? Like, what part of the game is that? You got on a Northface, you got on that mountain man ass hat, you got a scarf …look down —FLIPMOTHERFUCKINGFLOPS.
ALL of my white pals …not one …not two …DAMN NEAR ALL have been out in THUTTY degree weather with their dogs out ….Ain’t no Baja Men here, put’em back up.
Are y’all immune to pneumonia, fevers, and the sniffles?
Where can I register to have your immune systems?
What she said.


